ROUND ONE: CRAZY MEN AND HIP HOP

[Osten]

YOYOYO, it's ya boi Osten here, AKA Coach/Chris from past TSG games. I'm here once again with the goal of not getting my ass kicked pre-merge, but with Shane here you never know.

I just wanted to get a thread up and running before I went to bed, this game I'll try to update once a round at least, mostly near the end of TC's and what not with a lot of content (Kinda like how I'm doing it now in warriors AS.) I'll get back to y'all after the challenge most likely, maybe earlier. PEACE!

[Osten]

ALL RIGHT YALL VOTING TIME YOU KNOW HOW WE DO LESGO.

Nat fucked up fairly early in the challenge. Boo. So already we're at a prey deficit which sucks SO MUCH ASS. Luckily we have Jeff mothafuckin Varner on our tribe who gets us up to a 4-0-0 score with clever thinking on his part of using the end key on his keyboard to get right down to a page and minimize his time logged on. He only got eliminated when he tried to play a joke on Ian by liking his post saying "WHAT?? HOW??" at Varner's posting. 

After that I go to bed and wake up to see our tribe has promptly lost the challenge, sadly. BUT RIGHT BEFORE I WENT TO BED, Varner said something very spooky to me. "You're our Alpha for this challenge ." I think Jeff may know who I am, but I'm not going to push it any further cause I need to lay low.

Sierra and I immediately recognized each other and we're soon put in a four person alliance with Big Tom and Shane. An odd group to say the least, but one I trust. Shane, Sierra and I bonded over our mutual love of hip hop, especially Kendrick Lamar, so that's how that started. Tom just got included because he's Tom. He's a weird one, playing up his shtick to a T. I think I know who he is (Rudy from Palawan) but I'm not sure and I don't really feel like finding out.

Now funny story, Natalie came to me, Sierra and Shane asking for a four person alliance. We all said yes, but we're all voting her out for being shady as daguq. SHe never talked to us at all before this, at least about anything substantial, and know you're offering a four person alliance? lolno.

My prediction will be this vote is 6-1 Natalie. Sierra has the idol, so we don't have to worry about any idol shenanigans. Let's hope the next challenge is something we can win.