Castaway Pitch

[Debbie]

So. How does a 50 year old school principal promote herself to the general public? well to say the least I was #ROBBED, but I'm not sure how much was taken from me because I obviously can't do math <3. My vote off was by no means a vicious blindside, but I was very confused at why they would keep the inactive Joaquin over myself, who was one of the better challenge members. I was told before the votes were due that I was the "inactive" one, which obviously didn't make sense to me, considering I got along with mostly everyone and that I was always present in challenges and did whatever I could to help us. and to make up a reason like that was just ridiculous. So Much Shade
ps that whole first part was there so I can use this beautiful shade gif below ;D

Now that all the seriousness is out of the way. Aren't you just itching to vote someone back in that can't do math, aren't you just itching for an auction where I can bet $50 in 20 dollar increments.

Well, lets see. if you've watched me on TV you'd know that I have great balance. Not only can I balance a alliances and challenge prowess. but I can hold my own on a balance beam!

I've been itching to get back in! why? NOT because of these bug bites all over my body, but because I have no one to talk to, I can't survive by myself!(see video below 3:45-4:00)

Well look here, I also have a Sierra in my presence, what else can I do but make another alliance with her and then bitch and call her out for hours and hours <3 Whatchu talking about sierra, or anyone else I will have an alliance with, when did I ever tell you I would be with you??? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER.
JK I love all of you

So survivor castaways. I hope you take my plea to return to the game into consideration <3



I'll end with a Poem/Rap



Luanda we Roll

Top Model We Rolllll

Debbie Beebe gonna break some Hoessss