Post by Shane on Jun 28, 2015 1:44:57 GMT
SHANE'S PLEA
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE
EDIT: Yes, I am aware that the players will see my campaign. Fuck them. I don't give a shit about them. Your votes make up 25% of the vote, so if I lose your votes then that doesn't really bother me. I hope all of you players know that I intend on making your shitty lives miserable. If you were smart then you WOULDN'T vote me back into the game. I'm dangerous. I'm crazy. Watch out. This campaign is directed entirely at the judges/viewers, whom I hope will understand that by voting me back into the game, you are guaranteeing yourselves an entertaining, exciting post-merge.
SOME INSIGHTFUL MEMES:
Telling you why I deserve a second chance is not an easy thing to explain to judges who are impartial to both the game, and myself s a character. However, I believe that arguing my case in writing serves a greater purpose than a flashy fucking poster with “VOTE SHANE” text strewn throughout it. I’ve all but given up on the 25% vote that is entitled to the remaining players in the game, because I believe that I’m not well liked by anyone in that game. Nonetheless, here is my case.
I am first and foremost a character in this game. I play the game to entertain the viewers and myself. That’s all I’ve ever strived for in this game. And I’ve had success in both of my seasons. So much so, that Jeff has offered me a place in All stars despite me not ever making the merge, in fact, my highest placing in this series has been fourth boot. What does that say about my game and me? I AM entertaining, so much so that in about a week total of gameplay, I have managed to prove myself worthy of playing amongst the best. Now how can anyone logically deny me a chance to return into this game, at a time when the BEST gameplay begins to arise? I promise to everyone that I am playing balls-against-the-walls if I get back into this thing. That’s all I want. I want to make it far, crush the dreams of others, and play an entertaining character.
Playing an entertaining character has ALWAYS been my intention, as evident in one of the first email exchanges between myself and John, where I told him that my intention was to be fucking crazy (which I believe I proved in Tuvalu):
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink. I can ask you to vote me back into this game, but I can’t force you to. But I can make this promise: I promise to everyone viewing, judging and voting, that I WILL go back into this game and play the most entertaining fucking game you have ever seen. I have no allegiance to ANYONE, I will betray whomever the fuck I want. And I fucking want vengeance. Man I want vengeance. Sierra, Chelsea, Varner, they’re all dead to me. And don’t think for a second that they don’t know that. Yesterday I messaged Sierra and told her to “fucking watch her back”.
I’m emotional invested into this game. I want back in SO badly. I AM Shane Powers in this series, and I refuse to ever play as anyone other than Shane. I just really really really want it, and you will see just how badly I want it if you VOTE SHANE BACK INTO THIS GAME!!
So please, please, please, vote for Shane to get ONE. MORE. CHANCE. I promise you won’t regret it.
TESTIMONIALS
"You have issues man, it's just a game, stop being such a dick" - Sierra Reid
"I voted you out because you are sketchy" - Chelsea Meissner
"I love to shit in my hands and clap" - Osten (Coach)
SING TO THE TUNE OF ELTON JOHN'S CANDLE IN THE WIND
Goodbye Shaney P
you are the coolest hunk in the game
You shit over the other players
in regards to skuxness and swag
Coach fucked up my whole game
but the joke’s on him cause he’s a cunt
and he will never win the ga-me.
And it seems to me, you played the game
with your balls against the walls
wanting to fuck up Sierra and Chelsea
those fucking betray-ers
And I would’ve liked to have screwed you
but I gone too soon
My torch burned out long before,
my ga-me ever did
I want back into the game
to fuck over those who fucked me
Please give me a second chance
I promise you won’t regret
Even though I’m gone
my desire to play burns on
All you mother fuckers better watch out
Because I’m a crazy mother fucker
And it seems to me, you played the game
with your balls against the walls
wanting to fuck up Sierra and Chelsea
those fucking betray-ers
And I would’ve liked to have screwed you
but I gone too soon
My torch burned out long before,
my ga-me ever did
Hello Shaney P,
you deserve another go,
you’re the best player to ever play
despite not making the merge
Hello Shaney P,
please give me one chance
I promise I won’t disappoint
watch out Sierra, you bitch.
And it seems to me, you played the game
with your balls against the walls
wanting to fuck up Sierra and Chelsea
those fucking betray-ers
And I would’ve liked to have screwed you
but I gone too soon
My torch burned out long before,
my ga-me ever did
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE
EDIT: Yes, I am aware that the players will see my campaign. Fuck them. I don't give a shit about them. Your votes make up 25% of the vote, so if I lose your votes then that doesn't really bother me. I hope all of you players know that I intend on making your shitty lives miserable. If you were smart then you WOULDN'T vote me back into the game. I'm dangerous. I'm crazy. Watch out. This campaign is directed entirely at the judges/viewers, whom I hope will understand that by voting me back into the game, you are guaranteeing yourselves an entertaining, exciting post-merge.
SOME INSIGHTFUL MEMES:
Telling you why I deserve a second chance is not an easy thing to explain to judges who are impartial to both the game, and myself s a character. However, I believe that arguing my case in writing serves a greater purpose than a flashy fucking poster with “VOTE SHANE” text strewn throughout it. I’ve all but given up on the 25% vote that is entitled to the remaining players in the game, because I believe that I’m not well liked by anyone in that game. Nonetheless, here is my case.
I am first and foremost a character in this game. I play the game to entertain the viewers and myself. That’s all I’ve ever strived for in this game. And I’ve had success in both of my seasons. So much so, that Jeff has offered me a place in All stars despite me not ever making the merge, in fact, my highest placing in this series has been fourth boot. What does that say about my game and me? I AM entertaining, so much so that in about a week total of gameplay, I have managed to prove myself worthy of playing amongst the best. Now how can anyone logically deny me a chance to return into this game, at a time when the BEST gameplay begins to arise? I promise to everyone that I am playing balls-against-the-walls if I get back into this thing. That’s all I want. I want to make it far, crush the dreams of others, and play an entertaining character.
Playing an entertaining character has ALWAYS been my intention, as evident in one of the first email exchanges between myself and John, where I told him that my intention was to be fucking crazy (which I believe I proved in Tuvalu):
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink. I can ask you to vote me back into this game, but I can’t force you to. But I can make this promise: I promise to everyone viewing, judging and voting, that I WILL go back into this game and play the most entertaining fucking game you have ever seen. I have no allegiance to ANYONE, I will betray whomever the fuck I want. And I fucking want vengeance. Man I want vengeance. Sierra, Chelsea, Varner, they’re all dead to me. And don’t think for a second that they don’t know that. Yesterday I messaged Sierra and told her to “fucking watch her back”.
I’m emotional invested into this game. I want back in SO badly. I AM Shane Powers in this series, and I refuse to ever play as anyone other than Shane. I just really really really want it, and you will see just how badly I want it if you VOTE SHANE BACK INTO THIS GAME!!
So please, please, please, vote for Shane to get ONE. MORE. CHANCE. I promise you won’t regret it.
TESTIMONIALS
"You have issues man, it's just a game, stop being such a dick" - Sierra Reid
"I voted you out because you are sketchy" - Chelsea Meissner
"I love to shit in my hands and clap" - Osten (Coach)
SING TO THE TUNE OF ELTON JOHN'S CANDLE IN THE WIND
Goodbye Shaney P
you are the coolest hunk in the game
You shit over the other players
in regards to skuxness and swag
Coach fucked up my whole game
but the joke’s on him cause he’s a cunt
and he will never win the ga-me.
And it seems to me, you played the game
with your balls against the walls
wanting to fuck up Sierra and Chelsea
those fucking betray-ers
And I would’ve liked to have screwed you
but I gone too soon
My torch burned out long before,
my ga-me ever did
I want back into the game
to fuck over those who fucked me
Please give me a second chance
I promise you won’t regret
Even though I’m gone
my desire to play burns on
All you mother fuckers better watch out
Because I’m a crazy mother fucker
And it seems to me, you played the game
with your balls against the walls
wanting to fuck up Sierra and Chelsea
those fucking betray-ers
And I would’ve liked to have screwed you
but I gone too soon
My torch burned out long before,
my ga-me ever did
Hello Shaney P,
you deserve another go,
you’re the best player to ever play
despite not making the merge
Hello Shaney P,
please give me one chance
I promise I won’t disappoint
watch out Sierra, you bitch.
And it seems to me, you played the game
with your balls against the walls
wanting to fuck up Sierra and Chelsea
those fucking betray-ers
And I would’ve liked to have screwed you
but I gone too soon
My torch burned out long before,
my ga-me ever did