Returning Player Pitch!!

[Debbie]

I will have something here very soon for all you beautiful viewers

[Debbie]

So. How does a 50 year old school principal promote herself to the general public? well to say the least I was #ROBBED, but I'm not sure how much was taken from me because I obviously can't do math <3. I'll start more seriously, lets start with the first few days of this game. Bonding has never really been a big problem for me, and I hit it off with Cirie right away, we were a strong tribe, active all around, and we "seemed" to get along. However, with every strong tribe comes drama and cracks, I couldn't stand being in the same chats as Ian, every sentence every phrase, ended with LMAO OR HAHAHAHAHAHA, it was too much to handle. 

My vote off was by no means a vicious blindside, but I was very confused at why they would keep the inactive Joaquin over myself, who was one of the better challenge members. I was told before the votes were due that I was the "inactive" one, which obviously didn't make sense to me, considering I got along with everyone and that I was always present in challenges and did whatever I could to help us. and to make up a reason like that was just ridiculous. So Much Shade

I by no means am a bitter player, I don't go in looking for revenge of all sorts. especially since Ian is out now. My plan going back in is that I'm going to play the best strategic game that I can; Plant a few seeds of drama, and water them until they grow into nuclear bombs. Because what fun is it to cause all the drama right away when you can see it develop and drag it out for the other castaways to suffer through.

Now that all the seriousness is out of the way. Aren't you just itching to vote someone back in that can't do math, aren't you just itching for an auction where I can bet $50 in 20 dollar increments.

Well, lets see. if you've watched me on TV you'd know that I have great balance. Not only can I balance a alliances and challenge prowess. but I can hold my own on a balance beam!

I've been itching to get back in! why? NOT because of these bug bites all over my body, but because I have no one to talk to, I can't survive by myself!(see video below 3:45-4:00)

Well look here, I also have a Sierra in my presence, what else can I do but make another alliance with her and then bitch and call her out for hours and hours <3 Whatchu talking about sierra, or anyone else I will have an alliance with, when did I ever tell you I would be with you??? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER.

So survivor watchers. I hope you take my plea to return to the game into consideration <3

I'll end with a Poem/Rap

Luanda we Roll
Top Model We Rolllll
Debbie Beebe gonna break some Hoessss

[Debbie]

for those who don't know. this is Andrea from last season . if you've never seen me before please know that I have been robbed this season </3

I'm not trying to get in because I'm Andrea. but I would love to come back!

[Debbie]

I was suppose to have a poster for you guys but I don't think I can finish in time... sad