Submissions
Below are the submissions for voting. Any pre-juror who did not submit is ineligible to return.
-------Debbie-------
So. How does a 50 year old school principal promote herself to the general public? well to say the least I was #ROBBED, but I'm not sure how much was taken from me because I obviously can't do math <3. My vote off was by no means a vicious blindside, but I was very confused at why they would keep the inactive Joaquin over myself, who was one of the better challenge members. I was told before the votes were due that I was the "inactive" one, which obviously didn't make sense to me, considering I got along with mostly everyone and that I was always present in challenges and did whatever I could to help us. and to make up a reason like that was just ridiculous. So Much Shade
ps that whole first part was there so I can use this beautiful shade gif below ;D
Now that all the seriousness is out of the way. Aren't you just itching to vote someone back in that can't do math, aren't you just itching for an auction where I can bet $50 in 20 dollar increments.
Well, lets see. if you've watched me on TV you'd know that I have great balance. Not only can I balance a alliances and challenge prowess. but I can hold my own on a balance beam!
I've been itching to get back in! why? NOT because of these bug bites all over my body, but because I have no one to talk to, I can't survive by myself!(see video below 3:45-4:00)
Well look here, I also have a Sierra in my presence, what else can I do but make another alliance with her and then bitch and call her out for hours and hours <3 Whatchu talking about sierra, or anyone else I will have an alliance with, when did I ever tell you I would be with you??? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER.
JK I love all of you
So survivor castaways. I hope you take my plea to return to the game into consideration <3
I'll end with a Poem/Rap
Luanda we Roll
Top Model We Rolllll
Debbie Beebe gonna break some Hoessss
-------Shane-------
SHANE'S PLEA
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCEEDIT: Yes, I am aware that the players will see my campaign. Fuck them. I don't give a shit about them. Your votes make up 25% of the vote, so if I lose your votes then that doesn't really bother me. I hope all of you players know that I intend on making your shitty lives miserable. If you were smart then you WOULDN'T vote me back into the game. I'm dangerous. I'm crazy. Watch out. This campaign is directed entirely at the judges/viewers, whom I hope will understand that by voting me back into the game, you are guaranteeing yourselves an entertaining, exciting post-merge.
SOME INSIGHTFUL MEMES:
Telling you why I deserve a second chance is not an easy thing to explain to judges who are impartial to both the game, and myself s a character. However, I believe that arguing my case in writing serves a greater purpose than a flashy fucking poster with “VOTE SHANE” text strewn throughout it. I’ve all but given up on the 25% vote that is entitled to the remaining players in the game, because I believe that I’m not well liked by anyone in that game. Nonetheless, here is my case.
I am first and foremost a character in this game. I play the game to entertain the viewers and myself. That’s all I’ve ever strived for in this game. And I’ve had success in both of my seasons. So much so, that Jeff has offered me a place in All stars despite me not ever making the merge, in fact, my highest placing in this series has been fourth boot. What does that say about my game and me? I AM entertaining, so much so that in about a week total of gameplay, I have managed to prove myself worthy of playing amongst the best. Now how can anyone logically deny me a chance to return into this game, at a time when the BEST gameplay begins to arise? I promise to everyone that I am playing balls-against-the-walls if I get back into this thing. That’s all I want. I want to make it far, crush the dreams of others, and play an entertaining character.
Playing an entertaining character has ALWAYS been my intention, as evident in one of the first email exchanges between myself and John, where I told him that my intention was to be fucking crazy (which I believe I proved in Tuvalu):
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink. I can ask you to vote me back into this game, but I can’t force you to. But I can make this promise: I promise to everyone viewing, judging and voting, that I WILL go back into this game and play the most entertaining fucking game you have ever seen. I have no allegiance to ANYONE, I will betray whomever the fuck I want. And I fucking want vengeance. Man I want vengeance. Sierra, Chelsea, Varner, they’re all dead to me. And don’t think for a second that they don’t know that. Yesterday I messaged Sierra and told her to “fucking watch her back”.
I’m emotional invested into this game. I want back in SO badly. I AM Shane Powers in this series, and I refuse to ever play as anyone other than Shane. I just really really really want it, and you will see just how badly I want it if you VOTE SHANE BACK INTO THIS GAME!!
So please, please, please, vote for Shane to get ONE. MORE. CHANCE. I promise you won’t regret it.
TESTIMONIALS"You have issues man, it's just a game, stop being such a dick" - Sierra Reid "I voted you out because you are sketchy" - Chelsea Meissner"I love to shit in my hands and clap" - Osten (Coach)SING TO THE TUNE OF ELTON JOHN'S CANDLE IN THE WINDGoodbye Shaney Pyou are the coolest hunk in the game You shit over the other players in regards to skuxness and swag Coach fucked up my whole game but the joke’s on him cause he’s a cuntand he will never win the ga-me. And it seems to me, you played the gamewith your balls against the wallswanting to fuck up Sierra and Chelseathose fucking betray-ers And I would’ve liked to have screwed youbut I gone too soonMy torch burned out long before, my ga-me ever didI want back into the gameto fuck over those who fucked me Please give me a second chance I promise you won’t regret Even though I’m gonemy desire to play burns on All you mother fuckers better watch outBecause I’m a crazy mother fucker And it seems to me, you played the gamewith your balls against the wallswanting to fuck up Sierra and Chelseathose fucking betray-ers And I would’ve liked to have screwed youbut I gone too soonMy torch burned out long before, my ga-me ever didHello Shaney P,you deserve another go, you’re the best player to ever playdespite not making the merge Hello Shaney P,please give me one chanceI promise I won’t disappointwatch out Sierra, you bitch. And it seems to me, you played the gamewith your balls against the wallswanting to fuck up Sierra and Chelseathose fucking betray-ers And I would’ve liked to have screwed youbut I gone too soonMy torch burned out long before, my ga-me ever did-------Edgardo-------
hello to people competing in Luanda!!!
I am just want to tell you that I deserve the Second Chance the most because I absolutely need it!!! On Novais tribe, I was outside the main alliance and vote for Parvati to save myself but then Matty and Stephanie and Jamie and Ozzy and Amber stab me in the back after I help them. If I return to Luanda, then I want to FUCK THEM UP! This is my first ORG and I need return for making the jury at least. I already have the jury question prepared. =) Shane already has his Second Chance in Luanda and he still fuck up. Edgardo will not fuck up. Edgardo will get revenge and destroy old Novais tribe. Listen Cirie and Varner if you vote me then I come back to one tribe and give you immunity and we vote for Stephanie or Matty. =) My challenge skill is not very good so I can no win individual immunity in the merge. I do not matter if I am first jury or second jury but I do matter that Matty or Stephanie or Jamie leave before I. I can tell any secret you want to know but I need your vote first!!! I really want FUCK SHIT with my Second Chance. Evil Edgardo wants on backstabbing all people. >=)
-------Osten-------
tsg.pptx (650.73 KB)
-------Ian-------
-------Kimmi-------
#VoteKimmi
Love y'all, hope ya guys like it!
-------Ozzy-------
Hello Judges and Castaways!
First, I would like to explain why I deserve a second chance. ORGS have been a big part of my life for years and when I went to college I lost time to play them. It has been three years since my last ORG. Now, I'm graduated and wanted to play one last time before I went off into the real world and got an adult job. Ew. I would hate for my last game to end this way. I want to keep going, and I deserve to keep going. I will never blame anything on a twist, but that tribe swap really did me in. I want to get back in the game and finish, because I can't go out on my last ORG in pre jury. Like Kat said, no one wants to date someone that didn't even make merge.
Please help me get back so that I can continue to play. I have made Haiku's for all of the castaways left. Some are obvious and others have hidden meanings. Good luck with your decision judges! I hope you can bring me back so I can finish what I started for my last ORG!
If that's not enough: Here's a link to a video I made for children's cancer this year.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol9FTzMVohU
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VOTING IS NOW OPEN!
Please rank the submitted pitches in order from your favourite to least favourite. You have until Sunday June 28th at 10:00pm EST to do so.
Good luck everyone and great to job to all that submitted!
