ROUND 3 + 4 - ALL OF A SUDDEN CAMERAFUL OF DEEZ NUTTTTTTTTTS
Jun 12, 2015 5:41:48 GMT
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Post by Osten on Jun 12, 2015 5:41:48 GMT
LOL sorry for not writing more confessionals, I've not had to do too much these past few rounds plus I've been fully absorbed in MORROWIND for the past couple of days. Holy shit is that game good. But that's not the game I'm supposed to talk about in this confessional.
We blindsided the balls outta Shane cause both Sierra and I didn't really like him, even though as I came to find out later TOM WAS ACTUALLY THE MASTERMIND OF THE PLAN TO BLINDSIDE ME LOL WHOOPS. It's all groovy though, Tom and I talked it out, he told me he just wanted Varner over me cause he thinks Varner was better at challenges, and we left the conversation all cleared up, I even got to let in a little Africa knowledge by saying "...although you DO remember what Tom told Clarence in Survivor Africa, right?" He said he didn't know, and for a moment I contemplated telling him but decided to let him find out for himself.
"I FORGIVE, BUT I DO NOT FORGET."
Anyway, we win the creative challenge because Varner is A FUCKING BOSS with graphics. THEN WE SWAPPED. FUCK. I didn't want Sierra to leave, it's hard not having her to bullshit with anymore but at least I have Chelsea and Varner still with me <3.
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE MAKING A FERRARI THEME PARK. Whoops, sorry, got sidetracked.
We lost the challenge. I've had a bit of fun the past hour or so playing up my overreactions for comedic purposes. For example.
Osten Taylor
This. Sucks
Steph Vee
I'm pissed
three crates?? seriously?
Osten Taylor's icon
I know. It sucks on almost unheard of levels of suckitude
49 mins ago
Steph Vee's iconSteph Vee
it's a new magnitude of suck
Osten Taylor's icon
Category 5 Hurricane of ughhhhhhh
Steph Vee's iconSteph Vee
we broke the Richter scale of are you fucking serious
48 mins ago
Osten Taylor's icon
such fucking magnitude of fuck everything
Steph Vee's iconSteph Vee
forget a spoonful of sugar. this is a spoonful of shit fuck
46 mins ago
Osten Taylor's icon
Sugar, spice and everything that fucking sucks. Add a little Chemical FUCK and you have THE POWERFUUUUUUUUUCK Girls
44 mins ago
Steph Vee's iconSteph Vee
you win OMG I could never top that
Osten Taylor's icon
I try, I try, lol
So yeah, now we gotta go to Tribal. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that shit. BUT IT'SALLGOOD CAUSE I HAVE PLAN. VArner and I discussed this beforehand, but he ain't on so I'm going to have to enact it.
As it stands, we got three Penedo's on this tribe, three Barras, and two Novais, the Novais of course being Ozzy and Steph. The plan is quite simple: lure the Novais to our side by bribing them with promises of love and donuts, then BLAMARINO we being taking out the Barra BECAUSE TRIBE LINES. I proposed this to Steph, and considering both Ozzy and Stteph seemed pretty bored on their old tribe (both said that it was a borewhore fest with people not talking for days on end) plus the guaranteed safety, I think as long as we're the first to get to them, I think we'll be okay. Now I'm fully aware that the Barra people could pull the same offer as I am and bring in Novais and just fuck up our day. But you know what? FUCK IT. I'm going BALLS TO THE WALL, and if this actually works...WOOOOOOOOOOO BOY. Meanwhile while I discuss important strat stuff with Steph I get Ian talking about Lebron James dick being aired live on ABC LOLWHOOPS.
Also lots of Canada jokes.
As of right now I don't know who Steph or Ozzy would want gone from the other side, we'll see what they come up with. Until then...BACK TO MORROWIND.
We blindsided the balls outta Shane cause both Sierra and I didn't really like him, even though as I came to find out later TOM WAS ACTUALLY THE MASTERMIND OF THE PLAN TO BLINDSIDE ME LOL WHOOPS. It's all groovy though, Tom and I talked it out, he told me he just wanted Varner over me cause he thinks Varner was better at challenges, and we left the conversation all cleared up, I even got to let in a little Africa knowledge by saying "...although you DO remember what Tom told Clarence in Survivor Africa, right?" He said he didn't know, and for a moment I contemplated telling him but decided to let him find out for himself.
"I FORGIVE, BUT I DO NOT FORGET."
Anyway, we win the creative challenge because Varner is A FUCKING BOSS with graphics. THEN WE SWAPPED. FUCK. I didn't want Sierra to leave, it's hard not having her to bullshit with anymore but at least I have Chelsea and Varner still with me <3.
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE MAKING A FERRARI THEME PARK. Whoops, sorry, got sidetracked.
We lost the challenge. I've had a bit of fun the past hour or so playing up my overreactions for comedic purposes. For example.
Osten Taylor
This. Sucks
Steph Vee
I'm pissed
three crates?? seriously?
Osten Taylor's icon
I know. It sucks on almost unheard of levels of suckitude
49 mins ago
Steph Vee's iconSteph Vee
it's a new magnitude of suck
Osten Taylor's icon
Category 5 Hurricane of ughhhhhhh
Steph Vee's iconSteph Vee
we broke the Richter scale of are you fucking serious
48 mins ago
Osten Taylor's icon
such fucking magnitude of fuck everything
Steph Vee's iconSteph Vee
forget a spoonful of sugar. this is a spoonful of shit fuck
46 mins ago
Osten Taylor's icon
Sugar, spice and everything that fucking sucks. Add a little Chemical FUCK and you have THE POWERFUUUUUUUUUCK Girls
44 mins ago
Steph Vee's iconSteph Vee
you win OMG I could never top that
Osten Taylor's icon
I try, I try, lol
So yeah, now we gotta go to Tribal. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that shit. BUT IT'SALLGOOD CAUSE I HAVE PLAN. VArner and I discussed this beforehand, but he ain't on so I'm going to have to enact it.
As it stands, we got three Penedo's on this tribe, three Barras, and two Novais, the Novais of course being Ozzy and Steph. The plan is quite simple: lure the Novais to our side by bribing them with promises of love and donuts, then BLAMARINO we being taking out the Barra BECAUSE TRIBE LINES. I proposed this to Steph, and considering both Ozzy and Stteph seemed pretty bored on their old tribe (both said that it was a borewhore fest with people not talking for days on end) plus the guaranteed safety, I think as long as we're the first to get to them, I think we'll be okay. Now I'm fully aware that the Barra people could pull the same offer as I am and bring in Novais and just fuck up our day. But you know what? FUCK IT. I'm going BALLS TO THE WALL, and if this actually works...WOOOOOOOOOOO BOY. Meanwhile while I discuss important strat stuff with Steph I get Ian talking about Lebron James dick being aired live on ABC LOLWHOOPS.
Also lots of Canada jokes.
As of right now I don't know who Steph or Ozzy would want gone from the other side, we'll see what they come up with. Until then...BACK TO MORROWIND.
