Welcome to Luanda!

[John]

This challenge is pretty awful and I literally haven't found anything.

But at least my tribe thinks I'm trying, when in reality I'm just playing Splatoon -- so addicting!

[John]

My unedited answers ...


What are you first impressions of your tribe mates?

Cirie: Extremely Likable Bitch I adore but need to be cautious of.
Crystal: Somewhat Soft-Spoken Bitch but I'm all for diversity and like working with her.
Debbie: Overachieving Bitch that does so much for the tribe. I can get down with that.
Ian: Questionable Bitch that I think might have the Idol.
Joaquin: Boring Bitch who I hope doesn't have the Idol.
Kimmi: Weird Bitch but watches Endurance so I'm fine.

How does it feel to lose your first challenge?

IT SUCKS! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO LOSE?!

What will you be basing your vote on tonight?

I'm voting for who I'll feel the least guilty about voting off since I think I'm on pretty good terms with everyone, so probably Joaquin

How does the twist on the Hidden Immunity Idol effect the way you play this game?

I feel like I'm the only one who thinks this Idol business is a big deal ... like I'm still playing Process of Elimination here while everyone else is like "They won't play it this early --" umm, and what if they do and their vote is the only vote that actually counts! AHHH!

[John]

Debbie brings up voting out Ian ...



And I mention how annoying his "LOL HAHAHAHA'S" are, and then literally im's me a minute later ...

[John]

Oops that came out huge

[John]

So to make sure I was on good terms with the guys, I made an alliance with Ian and Joaquin and we're all Boy Power and want to get rid of Debbie.

Then to make sure I was on good terms with the girls, I made an alliance with Cirie, Crystal, and Debbie, and want to get rod of Joaquin (or possibly Ian).

But the guys want to target Debbie, and the girls want to target Joaquin. Not the most ideal situation, but at least my name shouldn't be floating around this round?

[John]

So it seems like Debbie is going home this round, which doesn't sit well for me. Sure she has her moments, but I don't think it's cool for the one person that's contributed the most in BOTH challenges to get voted out by what I think is either a pregame alliance (Ian and Joaquin) or a personal vendetta one of them have against her. It's a pretty given consensus that Joaquin is the least social/active and has done the least in the challenges, and for someone as lively as Ian to want to work with him just has red flags all over it.

This blows.

[John]

IAN YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING

[John]

I HAVE THE IDOL OMG PLEASE IAN DIE I WANT TO THROW THIS CHALLENGE.

[John]

So my goal this round is to get Ian voted out. I think Cirie is trying to lay down the foundations for Crystal to see that Ian and Joaquin are already working together and that they're a solid duo, and I really hope Crystal takes the bait and wants to work with us. I'd be so offended if she didn't, tbh, because Ian and Joaquin are like the most BORING duo ever.

I told Cirie about my Idol. Ian has already told Cirie that he doesn't trust me. In a perfect scenario, if Cirie can make it seem like she has the Idol and if we lose and Ian wants to flip the vote on me, I can idol myself and Cirie and I vote for Ian. Worst case scenario would be Cirie leaving. But either way, if we go to Tribal Council I'm 95% going to play my Idol, and if we swap then I'm going to flip and basically offer myself up as a number to any alliance that wants me.

Also, I'm stoked this challenge isn't due until Monday, and no one has even done anything yet, so it looks like I have another chill day.

[John]

Ranking my tribe mates:

1. Cirie: Really, the only person I can trust. Hope we both make it through this round, and that we end up on the same side after a swap. I think we can definitely offer ourselves up as a solid two-person voting block to any alliance that wants a majority.

2. Crystal: The pickings are real slim after Cirie, LOL, so I guess I have to give Crystal the benefit of the doubt. She hasn't really explained herself with the Debbie vote, though we never caught each other online the day of the vote to discuss it and Ian was probably the only person online and told her I was voting for Debbie as well? I honestly don't think I've done anything to make her want to target or turn on me, and honestly why me over everyone else in the game? I'm like not boring and kinda active right? Hah.

3. Kimmi: Um okay. Not really sure what to make of her, but don't really care.

4. Joaquin: Eh.

5. Ian: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLEASE LEAVE THIS ROUND.

[John]

NEW TRIBES!!!!! ... yay?

At first glance, new Obama seemed to be great.

- No Ian (good)
- No Joaquin (good)
- No Crystal (bad)
- But I have my number one girl with me, Cirie, and Survivor Simulating Queen, Kimmi.

But looking at it from the perspective of everyone else, old Green and old Red can easily band together to take out one of the original Obama's, which doesn't bode well for me. I'm trying to make bonds with everyone else, but Amber is a pretty basic bitch (aka boring), Big Tom never responded to my first message, and Sierra and Matty are too busy sharing an orgasm over some basketball game that's going on. Like I care, lol.

Anyways, I hope we go on a winning streak. I like having only been to one Tribal Council so far

[John]

btw hosts and staff,

I'm going to be offline/not around for the next few days. Younger sister is graduating high school, we're going to Disneyland for a couple of days to celebrate. Yippee! I'll try to be as active as I can during the trip.